You asked for more "wewungwung"
It depends on the situation.
I thought you had a brain.
Now the EOC is on our back
saying we let our DJ's chew out women.
What shall we do?
Did you find that guy?
If so, kill and silence his whole family.
I don't have to work here.
Poetess Li Qing Zhao.
Widowed and alone in her middle years
was a refugee when her country fell.
And felt she was getting older.
In looking back, she wrote.
"Slow Sounds", now a classic.
Where is the Vinyl Records show?
Programming changes?
Thanks!
Searching, finding.
Cold, quiet.
Pathetic, woeful, lonely.
Mo Mo, come!
Get the ball, Mo Mo!
Mo Mo, catch!
Catch!
Mo Mo, over here.
What happened? Throwing a fit?
Every letter is demanding your return.
Too bad your boss didn't say anything.
He sent me to tempt you to return.
Really?
So this lunch is a company expense?
Excuse me, the wine list, please.
Wine is big part of temptation.
Boss is being very humble.
He didn't blow when you stormed out.
And defended you in front of the press.
Tell him another station made an offer.
Really?
Would I still eating with you then?
I thought I could cross over with you.
If they did, you wouldn't eat with me?
Eat. That grass is less digestible than meat.
Cows have four stomachs, you only have one.
Hello? Yes!
The reception is bad, wait a moment.
Yes...
Hello, may I borrow your paper?
Thanks!
"Luna Ng's column will return tomorrow"
"Lung Ng to Star in Chatroom"
All right, let's go!
Countdown,, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Hello, I'm Luna Ng!
Welcome to "Love Chatroom"
This caller has an extramarital problem.
Guess if she's the wife or a concubine.
Miss Ng, I want to die!
I joined this company as a secretary.
Never thinking a year later,
I would be pregnant with my boss's child.
- I love him... - Cut!
Tell her to react!
Miss Ng, Director told you
that you have to react more.
Like, "You're pregnant? Congratulations!"
And so on!
I'll interrupt her reading.
It's boring if you don't interact.
Try again.
Action!
Not one good-looking one.
This one's not bad.
Just because she exposes flesh?
Buck teeth, thin as a rail.
Nasty man!
- Save it! - What?
Capable men don't have to be handsome.
But an ugly woman...
You're capable?
Ever see K.S. Li chatting in the daytime? Fat guy!
Don't despise me because I'm fat.
Fat people are useful in cold weather.
"Hugging a fat man beats wearing a fur coat"
Women diet, they have cold hands and feet.
Frozen meat!
Where's my dictionary?
After this, I can't spell anymore.
Why did you take my dictionary?
I was being nice and handed it to you.
Without a "thank you".
Thanks, tell them to leave me alone.
I've had it!
They won't try you again.
You embarrassed Max.
I'm embarrassed!
I told you I can't handle it.
But you promised to do the audition.
You must refuse all the way.
I asked you to prepare but you refused.
If it worked, you won't still be,
Patching your column together.
Look at Chua Lam, the famous columnist
flying first class all over, every month.
You're shut in here every day.
Let me do what I know how to do
If you love me.
I do, so I'm thinking for you.
I even bought champagne.
It's useless now.
"A face I don't want to see."
"Keeps returning to me."
"I hope it will soon pass me by."
"Extra roads I have walked."
"Won't bring me back to the start."
"How did I ever meet you?"
"If I told you all my troubles."
"It would be pointless as shower gel."
"Cleaning the memories."
"Exposing love and envy."
"Who is wrong, wrong becomes right."
"My heart wants this precious love."
"Why did you go far away."
"Without saying "no": I feel a loss."
"Ten yesterdays. Bring nine memories."
"Without you, I struggle with confusion."
"One more day, love will bring us together."
"I feel it's getting closer."
"Remembering yesterday, it will come true."
"Without you, I struggle with confusion."
"One more day, love will bring us together."
Thanks!
This is mine, that's for my boyfriend.
Lucky you, a boyfriend who reads with you.
He doesn't, but I try.
So I'm getting him one.
Be careful when shopping for a boyfriend.
I understand.
I know about you fight with Cheung Yung.
Well, his show is cancelled.
- No, he's returning tonight. - Really?
There's an advertisement in today's paper.
Really?
Beware of his attacks.
That's right.
It's me again.
Do you watch X-Files on TV?
One character is very evil!
He dies, but returns after a few episodes
to continues to wreak havoc.
I am that character.
What do you hear?
Humble pie? No!
It's a new invention, Arrogant pie.
You'll hear how well it works.
But first, a song.
Your stomach's growling.
I just exercised.
Let's go eat.
You're so fat, let's not.
You're like a stove, and sticky, too.
You bit the hand that fed you.
A friend promised to introduce me to a guy.
But she never does so.
How rude?
Once, when we were both drunk,
I asked "What about your promise?"
She drunkenly explained,
"You will both hate me for life."
Why?
I asked, and she said,
"Because you're both so ugly."
Stop laughing!
I was sympathizing with you.
You? Sympathize with me?
I understand, okay?
We both have the same problem.
So, what's her name?
Why?
To see if I know her.
Maybe she wanted to introduce me to...
You!
Of course not, I'm so handsome.
Where? Who?
Right here!
Shameless!
Want to go eat?
Whatever!
What's this?
Reception said someone left it for you.
Open it!
"Congrats on new start, leave me alone"
"From new moon to full moon"
Yes?
You eat, don't you?
How did you get my number?
You eat, don't you?
Depends on mood, weather, with whom.
It's a dark, cloudy day.
Perfect for a duel with your nemesis.
2 pm., Times Square taxi stand.
Bring your white umbrella.
I said we'd meet there.
So why do I see you here?
Been here long?
Thinking I'd stand you up?
I sincerely asked you out to talk.
About what?
The sun came out!
Wrong weather for dueling, let's eat.
First, let me explain our misunderstanding.
Will you listen?
Spare me!
You smile now, but you may cry later.
You hated me.
Because I wouldn't return your "love gift".
Actually,
I have a personal, distressing reason.
Let's walk and talk.
In high school, I fell in love with a girl.
This was over 10 years ago.
The Discman just came out, cost a fortune.
I wanted to get her one for her birthday.
So I took on extra tutoring jobs.
Till I got hoarse.
But...
She was walking, listening to the Discman.
When she crossed the street
a truck crashed into her.
She lasted four days in the hospital.
But in the end...
It was here, at Hui's Fruits.
She was crossing the road to come here
listening to the Discman I gave her.
So you should understand.
I do!
I understand Hui's Fruits was not here then!
I grew up here!
I tell you my tale of woe,
while you defeat it with logic.
How heartless of you.
May I go now?
I wanted to take you to lunch.
How can you eat when you're so sad?
Sad people eat, too.
Only if you apologize, and say the tale was.
False, empty lies.
Well, I was joking...
False, empty lies... say it!
You...
Did you really grow up here?
Of course not.
Causeway Bay is too loud for authors.
You should work in Social Services, deny pensions.
Save the city, billions of dollars every year.
Let's go eat.
You have snot on your nose.
I do not!
Don't you get tired of joking?
Was I joking?
This is to thank you for the book.
Which is an appetizer, the note is the entree.
I hope you understand.
My job is to upset people.
Upset others, there are seven million of them.
I finished your book.
Really?
It'll give me much to talk about this week.
The listeners must be bored with this.
In the X-Files, some characters just die.
You've been listening?
I didn't want...
I have to greet a friend.
Hello, it's you.
I'm meeting some buddies to talk.
Look like I'm in the wrong place.
I must go, enjoy.
Bye!
The food is bad here, let's go.
Goodbye!
Don't feel bad, maybe...
You...
You asked me here for this?
You think I have psychic power?
You've gone too far this time!
The curry is too spicy, get the bill.
Open up!
I said sorry, please open up!
Listen, open the door.
You were with the DJ, and that was okay?
Is that fair, man? No!
Open up!
Pick up the phone.
We're waiting for your column.
The Boss is really mad, hurry.
Boss is mad, says don't bother! Sorry! Susan.
You?
You want? Headache?
Are you sick, or did I scare you?
I've been calling you for an hour!
I was afraid something happened.
C.H. Yuen!
You horrible man!
You waited till I'm dying to come.
I'll... I'll kill you.
This is what I get after all these years?
But that's just like before.
My mum said you called.
I was just thinking of you then.
I've missed you after all these years.
I've finally found,
I still love you the most.
Thank goodness I showed up in time.
You would have died in there.
You'll have me to be with in Vancouver.
You won't drink a whole bottle of whiskey.
Who's going to Vancouver with you?
You threw out my gift of love.
That wasn't my fault.
We were moving to a new home.
Mum gave away all my records.
She says no one uses them anymore.
It's true, everyone has CDs now.
The record made us find each other.
So it's good thing.
I don't care.
You broke up with that guy.
And I with Irene.
That's too much of a coincidence.
We're an old couple.
We know each other well.
Isn't it like an old sofa.
Extra comfortable.
My house in West Vancouver
is very quiet and comfortable.
I'll turn the basement into your office.
Squirrels will knock on you window.
They have Chinese papers and magazines.
- Thanks, go ahead! - You...
Remember to take this four times a day.
I'll go get plane tickets, then help you pack.
Go on!
To Central, please.
Remember your medicine!
I didn't know you knew Sabrina.
- I know her husband well. - Really?
She always tells me to see your antiques.
It's all just junk, not antiques.
I used to go to the flea markets in Europe.
- Really? - Yes.
I often found things full of stories.
Really?
Yes. Let me show you something.
All right!
The Duchess of Windsor's husband's pen.
You mean the Duke of Windsor.
No, her former husband, Mr. Simpson.
You mean O.J. 's cousin?
You're so funny!
It's so nice to talk to you.
Really?
Let's have dinner together.
Sure!
What do you like to eat?
Cutie pie!
I like to eat cutie pie.
You are cute.
So, tomorrow night?
Sure!
- I'll pick you up. - Sure!
- Goodbye! - Bye!
Sure!
Hello!
How are you?
Long story!
Sorry I couldn't help last time.
So much has happened since then.
It's a long story.
Do you take used books?
We don't sell books here.
Can't sell new books, much less used ones.
True!
Do you have a lot of them?
Yes, I'm immigrating.
Can't take them all.
I know someone who buys used paper.
But it's by the pound, he doesn't pay much.
For recycled paper? No thanks!
You can't give them away.
Well, let me think about it.
Thank you.
Good luck!
It's me, Susan!
It's been a long time.
Boss says sorry, please write for us again.
So do him a favor.
Call me, bye.
It's Susan again.
Boss says he'll run you piece tomorrow.
Are you home? Call me, bye.
It's Susan, where are you?
You don't return calls, turned off your pager.
It will be empty here, where will you hide?
Hi, it's Cheung Yung!
I often talk in front of a microphone.
This is my first time solo on the phone.
I'm actually nervous.
Somehow we've been fighting since day one.
Like we were enemies in out past lives.
I want to talk to you about yesterday's lunch.
I really didn't know it would happen.
I'm a bad, nasty guy.
But not as evil or powerful as that.
You may not believe this,
maybe I've become a Godzilla in your mind.
I was trying to become your friend.
I've fought with you, read your essays.
I feel like I've known you a long time.
But we've never talked calmly.
I won't waste anymore of your tape.
When you have time, I mean you really have time,
call me at 9271-4193.
Also, I've subscribed to that paper.
I hope to see your column every day, bye.
She was asking where Golden Mall was.
I mimed it out, but she didn't understand.
I couldn't understand her Italian English.
So I brought her there.
And after buying pirate CDs?
We went to the Night Market, had a drink.
And then?
And then...
Did she give you anything?
I don't even discuss that with men.
How can I tell you?
I told you everything.
You stopped before you got to the bed.
He didn't ask me to bed.
That's all the same anyway.
No people do martial arts first.
A Caucasian girl, she must be tall.
Was she a head taller than you?
Just perfect!
Really... very tall.
Right here, that must have been a great.
That time with you was great, too.
You looked so funny.
And you didn't laugh?
Stop laughing.
Mo Mo!
Oh, no!
What shall we do?
Let's go home and look there.
It's dawn!
Don't worry, he knows his way.
He may not, after flirting with girls.
Mo Mo is better than that.
I thought you hated him?
He pees on your leg, can't guard the house.
I've developed feelings for him.
What? Picking on me?
What, taking it out on me?
It's your fault, you were talking.
Or he wouldn't have run off!
If we lose him, I'll never speak to you again.
That would be great.
Mo Mo, where have you been?
You scared Mommy, you bad boy.
Must you do that?
Do you still want this bad boy?
Go away!
Don't elbow me!
Can you? When we're this close?
This close...
You're bad!
Remember Luna Ng?
My guest last month, the columnist who
stormed out and lost all dignity?
Unpredictably, she's back at her own will.
Hello!
It's such a surprise you wanted to come.
I can't find that woman-bashing guy for you.
Sorry, my schedule is erratic.
My Cycles have stopped.
I mean my column.
How did that happen?
Now I can't bear to attack you.
Go ahead, it's your last chance.
I'm getting married.
What? Really?
Yes, I'm going to get married.
Congratulations.
Thank you!
I wanted to come to thank you.
May I say a few words?
Months ago, I was in a junk shop.
I found a record, I had given my first love.
The first gift I had ever given a man.
If I were you.
Something so important, in a junk shop.
What would you do?
Someone else got it before me.
A DJ bought it.
But he wouldn't let me have it
and said rude things on the air.
I still think it was for your own good.
Yes, now I agree.
If not for you,
I wouldn't have called my boyfriend.
And if not for that,
I would not have reunited with my first love.
You're marrying him?
Yes!
So I want to thank you!
You forgave him for selling your gift?
I accepted his explanation.
You're so easy-going?
Maybe, I believe in destiny.
Yes, women tend to believe that.
"All lovers reunions are beyond words"
I think you wrote that in your column once.
I think it was called "Old Loves"
About an umbrella, right?
No matter what, I congratulate you.
Luna.
If I can find "As time goes by".
I'll dedicate it to you.
Let's go to commercials.
Luna Ng.
I'm immigrating, flying tonight.
Keep it as a memento.
C.H.
Yes sugar.
Or there's "honey", "sweetheart", "darling".
Remember why we broke up?
No, I don't!
Was it because of a fight?
No, because we stopped fighting
and quietly went to dinner, movies.
Then quietly didn't call each other.
You like to fight?
That's easy, when we get to Canada.
We'll fight about everything, okay?
It's hard on you.
I don't mind.
- But... - But what?
Nothing!
A new nemesis is immigrating tonight.
I wonder if she's on the plane yet?
In any case, I'm giving her.
This song.
(I wish you bluebirds in the spring)
(To give you heart a song to sing)
(And then a kiss, but more than this)
(I wish you love)
(And in July, a lemonade)
(To cool you in some leafy glade)
(I wish you health, and more than wealth)
(I wish you love)
(My breaking heart and I agree)
(That you and I could never be)
(So with my best, my very best)
(I set you free)
(I wish you shelter from the storm)
(A cozy fire to keep you warm)
(But most of all, when snowflakes fall)
(I wish you love)
Why're you always doing this to me?
Why?